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Bryan Clark: Music/Video

Angelyne

(Bryan Clark)
October 15, 2004
bryan clark
Everyone whose lived in LA has seen the gaudy billboards of Angelyne and thought many things: a.) why?! b.) what exactly does she do?! c.) why?!?!
it was time to write about it.
Angelyne:

Verse 1
Because you've got a new pink corvette
you tooling 'round sunset
like a renegade concubine with a big blonde bee-hive in overdrive

I can't believe
I can't even conceive
of a billboard queen
in the driver's seat..Angelyne

Verse 2
beacause they barely fit inside a corset
you're every sugar daddy's luncheonette
you feed them poses and do a routine like those
glossy centerfolds in those closet magazines

oh, come clean, Angelyne
you're just a another wanna-be porn queen
with those egyptian eyes
the you're air-brushed thighs
Angelyne

Solo:


Verse 3
never judge a cover by it's book
but the pages on the inside can be overlooked
You're like a cartoon but too obscene
You'd make Malibu Barbi blush at the knees

oh, Angelyne, come clean
there's no 60 year-old prom queen
Angelyne.....I can't even concieve
of a billboard queen
in the driver's seat
with those egyptian eyes
and those air-brushed thighs
there she is again
he name up in lights...
Angelyne